What is it about a dirty turd? It turns my titties.

Like this blond thing in my class. He has zits and oily skin and cigarette-breath and it's all so endearing.

He's brusque but friendly--a dirty punk boy--and has a hot little body.

I want to rip his clothes off.

I thought, "What is it about these punks....?" And I figured the attraction has something to do with my Angel-Devil complex.

I enjoy a bad boy who is hairy and greasy and smelly.

WHY??!!!?

Perhaps they make a good contrast for my much-esteemed sweetheart-image.

But I know why they're sexy. Because they're like poo. And I have an anal fixation.

I like to smear my mud all over my face.