You come home from grocery shopping in your grocery-shopping clothes and you plop your groceries on the counter.

You look like shit but don't feel like it.

Your forehead is glistening, your armpits are leaking--but all of this makes you feel manly.

And like a hideous shell you shed your clothes.

Underneath you are still the same sexy man.

You have hints of hair on your body and subtle sinews and litheness.

Your dick dangles and your balls are big.

Somehow overnight you turned into a man, and to this, you rejoice.

You know that your dick does insidious things, you know you put things in your hole. But you know, for a fact, that you're beautiful, and shedding your rags is proof.

It's the secret that is sexy.