STONES AND LITTER: THE SEXY SOLUTION FOR QUERULOUS KITTENS.

Believe it or not, these were written in my sleep. It was a dream in which I--after being photographed by Japanese tourists--stumbled upon these tablets with these "poems" on them.

Immedietly I woke up, recited them to myself, and scrambled to scrawl them down.

Well I'M certainly amused!