Before me waltzed a posse of pussies--a posse of playboy bunnies. Everyone was shocked by their attire because all of them were nearly naked.

One woman wore a mini-skirt so skimpy it could be compared to a kleenex. One could see her shaved vagina and perky butt cheeks.

"They must be prostitutes" someone surmised. "How disgusting" another added.

Then they began to undress, layer by layer, discarding their clothes in the brush.

"And in front of children!!" a mother exclaimed, "have they no class?!!"

One of the bunnies was naked now. Her breasts defied gravity, were perfect, sublime. Everyone was entranced and appalled all at once.

The naked one climbed on top of another bunny and stradled her head. A woman to the left was fondling her breasts. Another was licking her labia.

And this was all taking place on a freeway in Scotts Valley. The babies gaped. The mothers clamored.

And I sat their silent, collecting the vision.