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We sat around discussing the Baby Jesus Butt-Plug at breakfast (don't miss the link). We schemed up a couple of marketing ads if we were to sell the item. A couple went like this: Picture a commercial featuring a bright-eyed, pony-tailed blond-bopping teen shouting, "WOW! Jesus really is everywhere with this Baby Jesus Butt-Plug!" And Picture an innocent 8 year old boy singing, "I have Jesus in my heart...and now I have him in my ass!" Perhaps it's only funny for me--and it was only funny at the time--but damn, I haven't laughed that hard in ages.
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