2. We eat french fries as if we were giving head. First we insert a fry through our lips, lick the ends of their ketchup, take a bite, and growl into ecstacy. All four of us do this at once and promptly burst into tremorous chortles.

3. When we meet for the first time of the day--after we say hello--we all engage in a group-freak. That is, we freak each other's thighs--anywhere at any time--until we are laughing so hard we collapse. This attracts giggling spectators.

I love my posse.