She's fat and black and has severe rosacea.

Her eyes are swollen and she's very still.

She surrounds herself with a fortress of bags and all of them are bulging.

Then, out of nowhere, she wails out this opera voice: "THIS IS MY STOP!!!!!"--and everyone gasps.

Then, as she's lumbering out she mumbles obscenities: "motherfuckin' bitchass cunt-whore sonofabitch dick slutcunt".

It's very amusing.