1. "...we had a nice little dinner...and then we made love..."

Yeah, taking it up the ass and sucking someone's cock who you aren't committed to is making love. Please.

2. Mother: I do it out of respect for Him.
Me: For whom?
Mother: Christ.

3. Went to a little girl's clothing store. Inside was a T-shirt with Soccer Angel embossed on the front.

Now that's just wrong.