My new job is to socialize with and nurture America's most powerful, successful, and wealthy men. I'm not exaggerating. I was hand-selected off a simple resume that I posted on Craigslist. The standard for my hire? The fact that I'm an artist.

I've been doing many jobs.

I'm also a receptionist. The benefit of this job is meeting strange people. Middle-class women who think they are rich are hilarious.

Also, I'm scooping for a job as an executive assistant. The pay is 60 grand for the first year. We'll see how that goes.