I am quite gifted at everything I do. It's just a matter of honing my talents.

No one can tell me I suck because I don't. I am awesomely entertaining.

I can dance, I can write, I can paint, I can draw, I can talk, I can make you laugh until you wet your pants, I can give you huge erections, I can dress myself well, I can party, make money....I'M COOL!

So what is there left to do? Practice, baby. And no more hangups, or less severe hangups (I'm human--give me a break).

That's right. I am going to achieve all I say I will achieve. It's in me and I really know it now.

Practice practice practice!

Love me like you know you want to!