Speaking of sexy dogs, my friend's has a huge erection that he rubs against other dogs. And most of the dogs he rubs against are male. He gave one dog in particular oral sex (well almost).

We have surmised he is gay, or at least bisexual.

But who isn't bisexual?

Collected around me are numerous hotties. All of them happen to be female. If I were straight I'd want to bang all of them.

I stare at them but nothing tingles in my dick.

That's how gay I am. What a shaft.

I'd love to fuck both sexes.