Is that your girlfriend over there? Is she here because she wants to bang me? But I don't like girls that way! Does she know about us? If you can't break it to her, I will. Madame, are you Jonathan's girl? Why, yes. I thought you should know I'm banging your boyfriend. I'm here to join you in your bangage. Beautiful. Have you contraceptive? I plan on aborting our lovechild, anyway. Cool. Maybe we can gobble up the feutus, or what's left of it. I don't value tradition, rules, or bleeding bags of skin. "Slut" is a term of endearment. Opening my vertical seafood taco is a trick my great Aunt taught me. I know similar tricks. But mine is called Beholding A Star. May Mary attend? Indeed. I've been needing some lesbian action. Roast Beef labia excites me. Mary Jane wears a cheetah-print thong. It rides her monstrous ass because her butt is hungry. Gone fishin', I say. Tuna is an odor I adore. Well there will be much. Shall we? We shall. Just fabulous.
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