2005-06-19


I am like a broken glitter machine that just exploded on your face.

And right now you have stardust in your eyes. Why, you slightly resemble a Cartier ring.

I have a ring around my asshole that's brown and I'm going to bleach it. I'm gonna be a pornstar.

I felt like a pornstar in Paris. A friend admitted to me that she thinks everyone wants her. I admitted I felt the same way.

She's going to be famous. I am going to be famous. DUH!@ !!

Yesterday I went on a shopping spree. I bought so much shit I looked like Paris Hilton. With my many shopping bags, sweet specs, and stylish smile, I was an image to behold.

I AM A SUPERSTAR.COM!!

They asked me what I wanted out of life. What was my response? "To be COLLOSAL" I said, "and not physically" I added.

My life is pretty flawless. It's always been uphill and will always be uphill. This is my limelight of a life and I am going to milk it.

WHY ELSE WOULD ALL THE STARS LINE UP LIKE THIS? It is meant to be. I promise
not to squander it.

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