I am like a broken glitter machine that just exploded on your face. And right now you have stardust in your eyes. Why, you slightly resemble a Cartier ring. I have a ring around my asshole that's brown and I'm going to bleach it. I'm gonna be a pornstar. I felt like a pornstar in Paris. A friend admitted to me that she thinks everyone wants her. I admitted I felt the same way. She's going to be famous. I am going to be famous. DUH!@ !! Yesterday I went on a shopping spree. I bought so much shit I looked like Paris Hilton. With my many shopping bags, sweet specs, and stylish smile, I was an image to behold. I AM A SUPERSTAR.COM!! They asked me what I wanted out of life. What was my response? "To be COLLOSAL" I said, "and not physically" I added. My life is pretty flawless. It's always been uphill and will always be uphill. This is my limelight of a life and I am going to milk it. WHY ELSE WOULD ALL THE STARS LINE UP LIKE THIS? It is meant to be. I promise not to squander it.
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