OMIGAWD I just felt the deepest shame and humiliation. And it was all self-induced. Now let me tell you what I did. But first I should explain some background. I ride a lot of buses and buy my little tickets which last for hours, and I hop from one bus to the next and the drivers never look at me or give a shit that I've paid already. So tonight I decided to cheat and hop on a bus without buying a ticket. When I got on I felt like such a rebel. In fact, very softly under my breath I said to myself, "You rebel". Then this booming, authoritarian scary voice blared over the speakers: "WHERE'S YOUR TICKET?!!?!" And quite naturally, everyone on the bus looked up at me. I was so guilty it was pathetic. And like every classic tragedy where the loser walks a plank, I had to walk the length of this bus to buy a ticket with everyone's scornful glares. Suffice to say, it was unbearable. I hopped off only a few stops later blocks away from my regular stop just to escape the torture of my punishment. Guess guys like me have got to be good.
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