"TONIGHT ON THE ELEVEN O'CLOCK NEWS! SERIOUS TORNADO REEKS HAVOC ON SMALL CALIFORNIA NEIGHBORHOODS!--CARNAGE AND DESTRUCTION AND DEATH TAKES IT'S TOLL!" I roll over slightly on the bed staring blankly at the dotted screen. I yawn in utter apathy. "MINERALS PILLAGED FROM CALIFORNIA FARMS! GOVERNMENT TAKES OVER! FARMERS HAVE NO SAY!" I twist my finger around my nostril and whipe the slime on the sheets. "WHAT DOES PARIS HILTON HAVE TO DO WITH GAVIN NEWSOM?! NEXT ON THE 11 O'CLOCK NEWS!! Suddenly I am woken with a jolt of total excitement. I jump in utter joy with all attention on the screen. My eyes caress lovingly the image of Paris Hilton giggling on her cell-phone. It is then that I realize how heartless I am.
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