It's just one of those things I must do in my life.

Otherwise, what ELSE would they put in my movie? That is, if I'm famous someday.

And I hope I am. I think I'm pretty interesting and talented and ridiculous.

But that's beside the point. I guess I've had a good start at being unfaithful.

Some guy wants to hire me to draw him naked, and this other guy I met on the street got up in my grill and was touching me and shit. He has my email because I was too scared to cough up a number.

Look MOM! I CAN BE TRASHY AS WELL!(you wish)