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If I star in a porno, I will call it "Native Tongue". I love the double meaning. It will take place on an islet, like a play on Lord of the Flies. I'll do it in the bushes. I'll gnaw on Hunks of Meat. Last night Will reported to me that he would be dining at "Hindquarters". I said, "That sounds like the name of a sleazy gay club".
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