You have to one-up the majority because you're simply invisible.

Ever notice the theme of what people pick on for gay people?:

They always pick intellectual and creative superiority.

Because the fact of the matter is this: Gay people are the cradle of all that is beautiful.

We also occupy the cultural freedom that everyone just wishes they had.

We have personality, intelligence, manners, confidence, sex-appeal, taste, and all that great shit.

We decorate your wives, your castles, your exhibits.

We organize your weddings, write your books, and make you smile.

We also have big dicks that always smell of pine.