My name is Grampa Juan. At times when I am sprawled before the fireplace alone and naked save the elegant diaper I sport, diarrhea erupts from my hole. In tepid torrents. Explosions. Spicy. I take my classy silver-plated Boise national ornament spoon and scoop a blob inside my leg hole. Beside me sits a scarlet vial. It dons a precious crystal cap. I pop the top and savor the smell of aged and lingering poop in pellets. The spoonful of stools in the breeze are a dream. Shit crystals tickle inside my nostrils. I inhale in carnal ecstacy. "Three more pellets...", I sing to myself as I dip large clumps in the head of the vial. I pop in the top and pet it with passion. I flick the strays I find into the fire. I am the spirit. I am the essence.
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