1. I dreamt that I was taking nudie pictures. My mother was present and threw a tantrum. "I'm so ashamed in you!!" is all I could hear from her in a storm of flash-photography snaps. My mother often appears in dreams of a sexual nature. Why?! 2. I was in a restaurant with a friend when she suddenly pointed and burst into laughter. Tracing the direction of her finger I spotted a scene of anal sex between a reindeer and a teddy bear. She laughed, "They're just like you, Shaun!" 3. One time I stumbled upon a dildo with a smiley face on the floor of J's formidable bathroom. This haunted me. I think it's because I believed it had a soul.
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