I had never touched breasts before so they let me touch theirs. I, in turn, let them touch mine--my nipples that is, I don't have boobs.

We rubbed each other up and down, squeezed and spanked each other's butts, kissed and teazed and sung and screamed, and freaked to Lil' Kim. We professed our undying love for each other and promptly slumped on the sofa like sloths.