Bar Report 1:

We entered a bar and strolled to the back. There we saw an elderly woman slothed in a corner. She had blond flowing curls, bug-eyed spectacles, and legs spread apart. She wore a dress of turquoise and pink with shoulders both exposed. We questioned if she was a transvestite or hooker. Either way, there was something very disturbing about her. So disturbing and cartoon it struck us as funny. And as we ran for our lives we nearly tripped on our laughter.