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Horribly maned with brown roots and blond outgrowth, her head smothered in an utter mess of so many curls and chunky bangs, Blair appeared in the crack of a doorway, looking both ways in a tacky, light-blue, zippered leather jacket. "There you are!" she yelled, tramping toward me in ridiculous heels. "We're both blond now!" I exclaimed since I was at a loss of words, shocked by my friend's alarming transformation. "Yeah, I needed a change" she said, adjusting a strap on her heel rather clumsily. "I love your look" I lied. "Thanks so much!" "I've been considering bringing back spandex that is cheetah-printed and fuschia" I announced. "I already have a pair" she said, revealing an extraoridinarily neon-fuschia pair of cheetah-printed spandex. "That is so hot!!!!" I exclaimed. "You should see how my pussy eats it" Blair smiled proudly. "It just swallows it up like a greedy, grape-flavored virgin. No one's ever seen a Moose Knuckle like mine".
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