Sodomize me. I waxed me this morning. For you. For Christ.

And my underwear is wonderous. Black and natty Calvin Kleins. For you. For Jesus.

And my pretty face. The Lord He gave it to me.

That's why I believe.

And who's that sinner sweeping down the street? Why, that's me.

Everyone always knew I was douching for the devil.

Everyone always said I resembled Satan's sister.